21 Uncomfortably Brutal Jokes That Were Cut From Kevin Hart’s Roast - BuzzFeed

I feel like I need to wash my eyes after reading number 11. commentFacebookPinterestLinkby Ellen DurneyBuzzFeedBuzzFeed StaffHi, I’m Ellen! Kevin Mazur / Getty Images The roast was broadcast live from the Kia Forum in Los Angeles, and the line-up of roasters was seriously star-studded. Host Shane Gillis was joined on stage by celebs like Tom Brady, Serena Williams, Lizzo, Pete Davidson, Dwayne Johnson, Regina Hall, Draymond Green, Usher, and Chelsea Handler — and that’s naming just a few. { "id": 140612924, "buzz_id": 8067244, "index": 1 } Kevin Mazur / Getty Images If you’ve watched the roast, you’ll know that some of the jokes were jaw-droppingly cruel, making light of everything from Kevin’s 2017 affair to abortions and “Diddy parties.” But it turns out there were more wild remarks that didn't make it to air. { "id": 140612925, "buzz_id": 8067244, "index": 2 } Kevin Mazur / Getty Images So, brace yourself for 21 below-the-belt jokes to follow. Some of these cut jokes were shared with Variety by Madison Sinclair, a comedy writer who was hired to come up with jokes for the celebs who took part. The others were posted online by Dave Sirus, Pete Davidson’s longtime writing partner. { "id": 140612926 } 1. "Kevin is one of the few comedians without a single allegation. When he found out about the MeToo movement, he was shocked. He was like, people are saying no to things?!" { "id": 140612945 } From Madison Sinclair. From Madison Sinclair, about the video footage at the center of Kevin's 2017 cheating scandal.  From Madison Sinclair, about Lizzo and the 2019 movie, Hustlers. From Dave Sirus, about NBA player Draymond Green.  From Madison Sinclair, about Kevin's 2017 affair. From Madison Sinclair, about Shane Gillis, who was fired from Saturday Night Live in 2019 for using racist and anti-gay slurs on his podcast. From Dave Sirus, about Kevin's 2019 car accident.  From Madison Sinclair, about the controversial comedy festival in Saudi Arabia. From Madison Sinclair, presumably referencing Megan Thee Stallion being shot by Tory Lanez in 2020, and her recent split from Draymond's former NBA teammate, Klay Thompson. (Meg wasn't at the roast. Why bring her into this?!) From Madison Sinclair, referring to Kevin's wife, Eniko. From Madison Sinclair, about comedian Tony Hinchcliffe, who appeared on the Donald Trump presidential election trail in 2024, and made deeply offensive jokes while speaking at a Trump rally. From Dave Sirus, about Chelsea Handler, who previously revealed she had two abortions in her teens.  From Dave Sirus, about Chelsea and "Roastmaster General," comedian Jeff Ross. From Madison Sinclair, about Kevin's plant-based fast-food restaurant chain that shut down after two years in 2024.